Jati Nahi Ankhö Se Ab Surat Uski
Jati Nahi Dil Se Möhabbat Uski
Mehsus Ye Hota Hai Jeene Ke Liye
Pahle Se Jyada Ab Jarurat Hai Uski..............best sms hindi

Koi rutha hua dost aaj bahut yaad aaya,
Ek guzra hua waqt aaj bahut yaad aaya,
Chupa leta tha jo mere dard ko apne sine mein,
Aaj fir dard hua to wo bahut yaad aaya.

Din Huwa Hai To Raat Bhi Hogi,
Ho Mat Udas Kabhi To Baat Bhi Hogi,
Itne Pyar Se Dosti Ki Hai Khuda Ki Kasam,
Zindgi Rahi To Mulaqat Bhi Hogi.

Santa ne Sardar se Puchha Ki- Tum Next
Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Sardar-"A Cockroach" Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach SeHi Darti H

God ne achha dil banaya jo maine paya,
Fir
God ne achha dimag banaya jo maine paya,
Fir
God ne ek achha dost banaya
.
.
O hello...
Is baar apne paya.

Khushi se zindgi jiya karo,
.
.
Hanskar sabse mila karo,
.
.
Pyar se dilo ko chhuwa karo,
.
.
Or jaha tumhe kuch kami lage,
.
.
Iss dost ko yaad kiya karo!,,,,..............best sms hindi

Zindagi choti hai magar mushkil baat hai,
Magar ye vaada raha jab tak zindagi hamare pass hai,
Hamari pyari dosti aapke saath hai.

Muskurati rate ye zindagi tumhari,
Ye dua hai har pal khuda se hamari,
Phoolo se saji ho har raah tumhari,
Jis se mehke har subah aur shaam tumhari............best hindi sms shayari

Santa - Yaar Mujhe 1 Hathora Or
Keel Chahiye Computer Ke Liye.
Sales Man - But Computer Me Inka Kya Kaam?
Santa- Oye Yaar Mujhe Computer Me
Windows Xp Install Karani Hai.

Munna:Ae Circuit ye Dr. log oprationse pehle
patient ko behosh Q karte h?
Circuit:Patient opration sikh gya
to Dr. Logoki to waat lag jayegi............sms messages in hindi

jiyo uske liye jo jene ka sahara ho, chaho use jo jaan se bhi pyara ho.
raah me to milange bahut lakin saath usseka do jisne bheed me aapko pukara ho.

Dear customer - Aapki Yad Ki Validity Samapt Ho Rahi H,
Kripya 2, 3 sms/msgs Bhej Kr Apani Yaad Recharge Kre,
Ek Sath 4 sms Krne Pr Paye
Ek Sandaar Miscall Bilkul Free...............best sms hindi

Aapka "MUSKURANA" har roz ho,
Kabhi chehra "KAMAL" to kabhi "ROSE" ho,
100 pal "KHUSHI" 1000 pal "MAUJ" ho,
Bas aisa hi din Aapka har "ROZ" ho.

Aankho hi aankho me tujhse pyar karte hain..
ab chali bhi aa re ye bewafa tujhse
kabse milne ka intjar karte hain

2 pal jo jale vo
"DEEPAK"
2 pal jo mehke vo
"KHUSHBU"
2 pal jo dhadke vo
"DIL"
2 pal jo yad kare vo
"AAP"
Or Jo 2 pal k liye b
apko n bhule vo
one n only one "Me"
I miss you much............sms messages in hindi

Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye.

Bhool Jao Beeta Hua Kal
Dil Me Basa Lo Aane Wala Pal
Muskurao Chahe Jo Ho Kal
Phir Khushiyan Hi Layega Agla Pal
Enjoy Pal-Pal & Har Pal..!

2 Admiyo Ki Biwiya Gum Ho Gyi
1St: Teri Biwi
Kesi H?
2nd: BLue Eyes, Rosy Lips
&
Charming.
Aur Teri?
1St: Meri Chhod Teri Dhundhte H..............best sms hindi




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