Milna Bichadna Sab Kismat Ka Khel Hai;
Kahin Nafrat Kahin Dilon Ka Mel Hai;
Bik Jata Hai Har Rishta Duniya Mein;
Sirf Dosti Hi Yahan "Not For Sale" Hai!........hindi sms messages

Murda Ashiq Ki Gujarish-
Gaur Farmaiega Mat Nikalo Mera
Janaja Us Bewfa Ki Gali Se
Wrna Uska Bap Khega .
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Kamina, Marte Marte Bhi,
1chakr Lga Gya? funny love jokes

Chahte Hain Ham Apse
Aisi Dosti Ka Wada,
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Jaise 5 Rupaye Ka Vim Baar
Gale Kam Aur Chale Zyada.!!

8i N
P O O 6
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H S I M
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Confues Na.?

Arre Mera Msg H
To Kuchh To Special Hi Hoga Na.
Mob Ulta Krke Padiye.

Lo Hath Sek Loaaj Thnd Bahut Hai

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Or Ispe Jldi Se Pani Dal Kr Bujha Dena
Wrna Inbox Me Aag Lag Sakti Hai.....winter sms/msg

Ek Ladki Ki Nayi nayi Personal Secretary Jobs lagi thi
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Kuch Dino Baad Jab Ghar Vapis Aayi To
uski Saheli Ne Pucha
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Saheli: “Kesa Raha ?“
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Ladki: “Bas Pooch Na, Bura Hi Raha“
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Saheli: “Kyun?“
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Ladki:
“Saara Din Yes Sir, Yes Sir
Aur Sari Raat Bas Sir Bas Sir“ .....mast jokes

16 saal ki umar me:
1 baar kiya to khoon aaya,
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2baar kiya to dard hua
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3baar kiya to jaln hui
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4baar kiya to Smoothly
hua...
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Oye kaya soochne lage SHAVING ka anubhav bata raha hu......mast jokes

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale?
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
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Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya

Duniya Me 3 Log Bahut Ache Hain

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<) ) 1 Mai
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(',') Fir Mai
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Aur 3rd Aap Ka Dost

(',')
<) ) Yani Main
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Dhup Me Chamakti Profile Hai,
Sabse Aalag Tera Style Hai,
Kya Ada Hai Kya Smile Hai,
Naak Pochhne Ki Akal Nahi,
Aur Hath Me iphone Hai.

Salam Arz Hai
Jawab Karz Hai
Dena Farz Hai
Na Dena Marz Hai
Na Koi Garz Hai
Bas Itna Arz Hai
Agar SMS Padhna Pasand Hai
To BHEJNA Bhi Farz Hai...!

Hamare Paas Apki Dosti Ka Nazrana Hai
Lekin Dil To Aapki Dosti Ka Deewana Hai
Naye Dost Mile To Bhula Na Dena Hume
Kyunki Yeh Dost Aapka Purana Hai.

Muskan Aapki Yaado Se Milti Hai,
Dil Ko Rahat Aapki Batose Milti Hai,
Band Mat Karna Ye Dosti Ka Silsila,
Dil Ki Dhadkan Aapki Dosti Se Chalti Hai.

Jaan Kar Bhi Woh Mujhe Jaan Na Paiye;
Aaj Tak Woh Mujhe Pehchaan Na Paiye;
Khud Hi Karli Bewafai Hum Ne, Dosto;
Ta-Ke Unn Par Koi Ilzaam Na Aaye!

Zindaagi Uski Jiss Ki Mout Pe Zamaana Afsos Karay, Ghalib;
Youn To Har Shaks Aata Hai Iss Dunia Main Marney Ke Liye!
~ Mirza Ghalib

Cham Chm Krti Chandni.
Tim Tim Krte Tare.
Cham Chm Krti Chandni
Tim Tim Krte Tare.
K0i B meri yaad Nhi Krta "selfish" Ho Gye Sare...

Kisko kisko FaceBook Pe setting krni hai??..
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Facebook profile ke right corner pe setting
ka option hai Jitni marji ho kr lo

Dil pe bharosa karo pyar pe nhi,
takdir pe bharosa karo jindagi pe nhi,
surat na dekho dil dekho uska,
jo tum apna samajhte ho kahi kisi aur ka to nhi...

Break-Up Ka Fayada...
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MobiLe Ki Battery 6-6 Ghante ChaLti Hai........hindi sms messages

_Meri Har Khata Ko Sirf Ye Soch Kar Maaf Kar Dena _
.... Ki
_Ae_Jaan_
Tum Kaun Se Shareef Ho..

1 Ladka 2 Ladkiyo Ka Picha Kar Raha Tha.
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Ladki- Sharm Nahi Aati Pichha Karte Ho. Bhaago Ya Fir Ek Aur Ladke Ko Lao

2025 Me Apko Customer Care
Ke Msg Is Prakar Aayenge..
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Dear Customer,
Your Wife Can Become A Mother
Without Your Struggle..
Just Sms"child"to 54321..




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