Hasi ke raste pe chala karo, Hindi sms - sweet love sms
khushiyo ki mahak liya karo,
pyar se dilon ko chuha karo,
jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye,
is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Accident Ho Gaya,
Saari Ladies Mar Gayi.
Sabke Pati 1-1 Ghante Roye.
Santa 2 Ghante Roya.

Q?

Qki Uski Wife Se Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi. latest funny sms in hindi

Aaj Muddat Baad Unhone Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Kiya;
Aur Humne Unmein Raab Ka Deedar Kiya!

santa ko puri raat macharo ne bahut pareshan kiya..
santa ki sirr ghuma ushne jaher pe liya aur bola ab kato salo sab maroge.. - //140 character sms in hindi

banta- milne ka tym ap meri secretary k sath fix kr le.
santa- sir, pehle do bar kosish kr chuka hu wo mana kr deti hai...:: santa banta sms in hindi ::

Nayi Padosanki Khidki Khuli Uski Julfe Udi ,
Santa Ne Socha Ki Shayad Is Bar Kismat Khuli,
Par Afsos Wo Din Itwar Tha ,
Aur Khuli Julfo Wala Sardar Tha :: santa banta sms in hindi ::

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kaun kehta hai....
Ladki hasi to Fasi ??

Arz kia hai...
Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai
wah- wah!

Use jo Mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai hindi sms

1 bona Suhagraat Ko Room Me
Aate Hi Biwi Se Bola
"Chal Ghodi Ban Ja"
Biwi- "Ye Kya Tarika He"
Bona- "Tarika Nahi Hai Pagli,
Kamre Ki Kundi Lagani H. funny hindi sms

Har pal ki dosti ka irada hai aapse,hindi sms for love and friendship
apnapan hi kuch itna zyada hai apse,
Na sochenge sirf umar bhar k liye,
Qayamat tak sath nibhayenge ye wada hai aapse

Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai, hindi sms
hum wo hai jo dil se pyar karte hai,
tumhara paigam aye na aye,
par hum har ghadi intezar karte hai.

Dosti ki phul har mosam me khile hai. hindi sms
Dosti ki badal har mosam me barasat hai.
Hum sms veje or na veje
par yad apko roj karte hai

Saare doston mein badhkar ho tum,
Dhundne se bhi jo na mile wo sitara ho tum,.......friendship sms in hindi
Tumhara to hame pata nahi,
Par hamari zindagi ka sabse bada sahara ho tum.

Yeh Dastoor-e-Zindaagi To Dekho;
Ishq-E-Bukhar Hum Ko Tha;
Lekin Hakim-E-Dawa Kissi Aur Ke Naseeb Mein Thi!

line aftr brake up with lover-
.
Ja maine tujhe maaf kia bcz tune abhi jitna rulaya usse jyada to hm sath me has chuke hain
Have a sweet day.

Beta Girl friend ke sath date se ghar aaya to Kanjoos Baap ne poocha,
kitne paise kharch kiye?
Beta:Rs.500 Baap:Itne sare kyon?
Beta:Uske paas itne he the.

Wife- Q ji.. Jab mai moti ho jaungi
Aap mujhe tabh bhi itna pyar karoge?
Husband- Nahi.. Maine sukh dukh me sath dene ka wada kiya hai
Mote-Patle me nahi.

Santa: Dr Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega?
Dr: 50 hajar
Santa: agar plstic hum de to.
DR (gusse me) pighla kr chipka bi lena :: Hindi sms ::

Ek sardar ki bahan ko daaku utha le gayd,
.
Logon ne kaha daaku khatarnak hain khali hath mat jana,
.
Fir kya tha,
.
Sardar,
.
Do kilo aam le gaya.

TEACHER: which book has helped u most in ur life???
STUDENT: my father's Cheque book..
Har Jaga FACEBOOK Nahi Chalta

More then 300000 latest/new beautiful and wonderful collection to express your feelings and joys with friends/gf/girlfriend/lover/special one.

1 Khubsurt
sa"CHEHRA"
.
1 Sachchi
"MUSKAN"
.
1 Masum sa
"DIL"
.
Har Gam se
"ANJAAN"
.
dosto pe
"Yaqin"
OR
Apno Ki
"JAAN"
.
Yahi to hai

"Meri" pehchan..hai !

Agar ho waqt to ek mulakat dijiye,
dil kuch kehna chahe to bat kijiye,
yu to mushkil h hmse dur rehna,
pr ek lamha mil jaye to hme yad kijiye....

Aisa nahi ki har-pal aap yaad aate nahi,
Khata toh sirf itni hai k hum batate nahi,
Rishta apka anmol hai humare liye,
Samjhte ho aap isliye hum jatate nahi,

Khuda kre aaj ki raat aapke liye khas ho,
MACHAR HAR WAQT APKE AAS PAS HO,
Kaat-kaat kar aapki jaan khaye,
or SMS krne wale ko mast neend aaye.
G9t sweet drmz :: Hindi sms ::

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR MANJAN SAATH RAKHNA.

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Painfull Line Said By a Girl To Her BoyFriend After BreakUp..
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Hey Bhagwan, Aab Mera Kharcha Kaun Uthayega

Kehte HE
Waqt Se Pehle Aur
Kismat K Bina Kisiko Kuch Nhi Milta
.
Affsos.!!
.
Mere Pas Waqt Nhi
Aur Ladkiyo K Pass Kismat Nhi

Ladko ko fasana ladkiyo ki leela hai,
WAH WAH
ladkiyo ko fasana ladko ki leela hai,
WAH
par
.
"Mai karu toh saala character dheela hai"

CID PJ..
Gam-e-Zindagi Ne Har Dum Aansu Diye
Gam-e-Zindagi Ne Har Dum Aansu Diye
Sir, Lgta Hai Dono Khoon 1 Hi Aadmi Ne Kiye

Aj mohbbt se yaro mulakt ho gyi
meri dilki bato me wo ku6 aise kho gyi
jb pu6a mene k ati h yad meri
to khamosh ho kr meri baho me so gyi.

Chirago Se Agar Andhere Door Hota.
To Chand Ki Chahat Kisko Hoti.
Kat Skti Agar Jindgi Akele.
To,Fir Apki Kami Mehsoos Kyu Hoti.!

Before marriage in dabangg
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sonakshi ke nain : TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN. . .
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after marriage in dabangg 2 sonakshi ke nain: DAGABAJ RE HAYE TORE NAINA BADE DAGABAJ RE. . .
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MORAL: shadi ke baad acche accho ki bhi ankhe khul jati hai. :: very funny marriage jokes in hindi ::

Behte Aansu Ki Zabaan Nahi Hoti;
Lafzo Mein Mohabbat Bayan Nahi Hoti;
Mile Jo Pyaar Kisi Ka To Kadar Karna;
Kismat Har Kisi Par Maherban Nahi Hoti!

Zindagi ne kai sawalat badal diye,
waqt ne mere halaat badal diye,
itne bure nhi the hum yaar,
na jane q logo ne apne khayalat badal diye

Dosti jaan se pyari ho,
Sine me har pal yaad tumhari ho,
Dekhkar jal jaye yeh zamana,
Dosti aisi hamari ho ki Khuda jaan tumari mange,___best dosti sms in hindi
Aur maut humhari ho.

Dosti ki kadar karte hai hum
aasman mein sitare hai jitne
yakin na ho to call kar ke dekhlo
baat karengey aapke mobile mein paise ho jitne

Dosti mein itna pyaar lao
Ke dekhna wala dang ho jaye!
Dushman bhi aake tumse pouche,
Kya hum bhi tumhare dost baan jaye…

Achhe dost white colour jese hote hai, White me koi bhe colour mix karo to naya colour banta hai
par duniya ke sare colour mix krke bhi white colour bnaya ja skta hai!

Pyaar Itna Karo Jisme koi Dard Na Ho....
Vorosa Itna Karo Jisme Koi Sak Na Ho....
Intejar Itna Karo Jisme Koi Waqt Na Ho....
Aur Dosti Itna Karo Jisme Koi Nafrat Na Ho.....

Chalti nahin duniya kisi ke aane se
rukti nahin duniya kisi ke jaane se
dosti toh sabko ho jata hai
kami ko pata chalta hai kisi dost k door hone se.....

1baar Santa Kahi Ja Raha Tha
Ki 1diwar Pr Padha
"Padhne Wala Gadha"
Santa Ko Bohat Gussa Aya,
Usne Mitakr Likh Diya-
"Likhne Wala Gadha"

Sms kisko bhejna chahiye?
Jo nazaro sedur magar khas ho
sukhdukh me jiska sath ho,
DIL jiska 'SAAF' ho,
jaise ke hamare liye 'AAP' ho.







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