MaaLik:-Ramu, Ess SaaL Tum 4 Baar Apne Dada Ke Marne Ki 6utti Le Chuke Ho.
Ramu:-MaaLik, Ess Baar Meri Dadi Ki Shaadi Hai.........most funny sms

class me padhate hue medam k blouse k 2 button khul gaye,
ye dekh kar 2 ladke hasne lage,
is par madam boli-
"chup hote ho ya nikalu bahar 2no ko".

1-7 year girls Love MUM...

8-16 year girls Love DAD...

25-50 year girls love husband.....

what searching....

Ohhhh but 17-25 years girls loves only :

"Money DUDE Money........funny sms on girls

Eek ladki umbrella repiring krane,
Macnic ke pas gayi or macnic se boli,
Umbrella ka kya karna hoga..
Macnic bola uppar ka kapda utarna hoga,
Niche se danda ghusana hoga.
Ladki boli jo kuch karna hai jaldi karo,
Magar pani nahi girna chahiye.........mast mast hot funny sms in hindi

Garib ne tajmahal ki har diwar ko dekha.
Har minar ko dekha
har khidki ko dekha or
bola-
"maa kasam sachchi
mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai........funny sms on love

Inme Se Koi 1 Chiz Slect Kijiye..

1.Hathoda
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Shoe
7.Danda

Or

Apne Sar Pe Zor Se Maaro
Shayad Meri Yad Aajaye..........Tease your dearest friend with this hindi funny sms

Hum hamesha sms kyun Bhejte Hai.
Masti?
NO
Timepass?
NO
Hum msgs Bhejte Hai,
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho..
Padhega INDIA,Tabhi To Badhega INDIA!

Dr: pujari g apki biwi MAA bannewali Hai.
Pujari g soch me pad gaye.
Dr: kya hua sir?
Pujari: soch raha hu..
YE GUPT DAAN kon kar gaya?

Ye dil bahut udaas hai,
Koi apna nahi paas hai,
Har waqt boring sa ahsaas hai,
Jara apni girlfriend ka number dena,
Suna hai wo badi jhakaas hai, Bindaas Hai.....

Ek teacher bache ka lunch kha gaya
Sir-beta ghar ja k mera naam to nahi bataoge
bacha-nahi sir, mai mummy se kahunga k meri roti kutta kha gaya.........very funny teacher student jokes

'lips' bhindi ki tarah,
'gaal' tmatar ki tarah,
'eyes'matar ki tarah,
or face 'gobi' ki tarah,
hey Bhagwan!
ek Dost di wo bi sabji ki tarah.

sardarji ne Horse riding karte waqt red light kross kar di,
traffic police wale ne seeti mari
sardar ji ne ghode ki punch utha k kaha le kar le number not.

7 cheeze jab khatam ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti he
1-payar
2-school life 3-rishta
4-dosti
5-paise
6-sms pack
or
7-toilet me pani.

Father;- Beti Tum Badi Hokar Kya Karogi..?
Beti;- Shaadi,
Father;- yE Bahut GaLat Baat Hai Beta..
Abhi Se Hi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Sochte..........latest funny jokes sms

Us Ney Mujay Raat Ko Jangal
Main Akela Choor Diya ...
Yeh Keh Kar Kar
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Jaab Pyar Kia Tu Darna Kia

Aawaz me mithas Hai..
Soorat b khas Hai..
Smile b lajawab Hai.
Bhagwan ne bas thoda sa scruw dhila chod diya varna mere dost tu jhakkas hai..!

Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Se Zyada
Mehkte Ho Tum Phulo Se Zyada
Smart Ho Tum Mujh Se Zyada
Agar Ye Sochte Ho Tum
To
Bewkoof Ho Tum Had Se Zyad

"Pati oR Patni Ki
Ladai Ke Bad
Patni-
Hey Bhagwan
:
AGaR
"Ye GaLat He
To
Inhe @Uthalo
oR
AGaR
"Main GaLat
Hu
To...
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Muze Vidhwa
Banado...............latest funny jokes sms

Breaking News:-
RajniCant Purchases Two Nano Cars For..
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Skating.

Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday.
Bunty: So what did she ask for?
Pappu: She replied that "NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds".
Bunty: So you get her diamonds?
Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'

Santa: Off late, I have been doing a lot of charity work.
Banta: That's very thoughtful. What's your particular area of philanthropy?
Santa: I volunteer my opinion just about almost anything and everything.

Santa: My computer beat me at chess a few days ago.
Banta: You can improve your game by practice.
Santa: No big deal. It was no match for me at kick-boxing though.

Santa: Candle light bubble baths are so relaxing.
Banta: Really?
Santa: Yep!
Banta: But when and where do you take it?
Santa: I don't take it. Every time my wife takes one, I get about an hour of peace and quiet.

Subah Subah usne bade hi pyar se
mere Ghar ke Darwaje ki Ghanti bajai,
Maine ek dum se li Angrai aur,
Jab darwaja khola toa vo
Bade hi pyar se muskurai ,
Saath hi saath vo thora sa sarmai,
Aur thora ghabrai,
Maine toa socha ke aaj toa Aapni,
Nikal pari mere Bhai,
Agale hi Pal vo mere paas aai ,
Aur mere kaan main bade hi jor se chillai,
Main hi hu ji aapki nai naveli kaam wali bai.................most funny sms

Ladka-Ladki ped ke piche bete the,
Old man- Beta kya yehi humari sanskarti hai..??
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Boy- Nhi unkale ye to Sneha hai,
Aap kisi aur ped ke niche dekh lo..

professor asks the student: what is the most
important source of finance for starting business?
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Student: Father in law.

Shortest horror story in history:
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Tomorrow is Monday..




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