Engineers rock:
Teacher2student:
Pajama ke Naade ko english main kya kehte hain
Student: P.H.D.
Teacher: what
Student: pajama holding device........funny sms in english

Khatarnaak Dosti: very funny friendship sms 2015
Main ghar der se pahuncha to Dad ne pucha
"Kahan tha tu?
"Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha.
"Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha.
"2 ne kaha: "Abhi Yaha se just nikla hai.
"3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya?
"1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya baat he.

Guess The Minimum Area
With Maximum decoration...? ? ?
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GIRLS FACE.........funny sms in english 140 characters

Chuhene dekha billi gori gori,
Wo us se milne gaya chori chori,
Billi ne maar khaya chuhe ko,
Aur boli "I Hate Love Story"!!!!.......sms in hindi jokes

Slman or ktrina ke ghar hua ladka.
Ladke ko dekh bola slman mai gora tu gori fir ladka kyu kala??
To ktrina boli.
Mai hot tu hot jal gaya sala.

Aye khuda barish karwa de.
Ek katora pani bharwa de.
Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,
uska/uski mobile ko is katora main duba de.
Na rahega phone
Na bajega tone.

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!

New Teacher: Ok, All students tell ur
Name & hobbies
1st Boys :
I'am Mike, my hobby is watching
Bubble in bathtub.
2nd Boy :
I'am bruno ,my hobby is watching
Bubble in bathtub.
3rd Boy :
I'am john, my hobby is watching
Bubble in bathtub.
Teacher: oh all boys have same hobbies.
Ok,now girls..
Girl : my name is Bubble.

Apple : Crying.
Banana :Why r u crying.
Apple :All of dem cut and eat me.
Banana : Ur better than me,
All of them remove my dress and eat me.". .........short funny sms

Atif Aslam ki Love Story.
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Girl: Who ru?
Atif: Mein Ek dard hu ya Ek Ehsas hu.
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Girl: Tum Mera Picha kyu karte ho?
Atif: Bakhuda tumhi ho, har Jagah tumhi ho.
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Girl: Akhir tum Chahte kya ho ha?
Atif: kaise Bataye kyun tujhko Chahe yara Baata na paye.
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Girl: Tum Mere liye kya kar Sakte ho??
Atif: Jhumu Diwana ban ke tere liye.
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Girl Thappad mar ke chali gayi-
Atif: Aab to Aadat si hai mujhko aise Jeene mein.

PoSiTive ATTITUDE
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'HuM Wo H Jo 'HAAR" k Bhi Ye Kehte H...!!
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'Wo "ManziL" Hi "BadNaSeeb" Thi Jo HaMe Na Paa Saki..!!.........small funny sms

Santa was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts "Noooo! Don't get off the horse! It's a trap..!"
Jeeto: What are you watching?
Santa: Our wedding DVD.

Santa: Please give me two fans - one male and one female.
Shopkeeper: What nonsense! Fans don't have any gender.
Santa: Why not? Ok, you give me one 'Bajaj' and one 'Usha' fan.

When one door closes, another door opens.
That's when you realize that
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you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!.........short funny sms

Comedy in park:-
Boy and grl are sitting.
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy- janu agar tum bura na mano to mai bhi?
Grl- ok,par samhal ke,kutti kaat na le.

Santa read an article to Jeeto about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
Jeeto: The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.
Santa turns to Jeeto and asked, "What?"

Pappu to his teacher, "I haven't got no pencil".
The Teacher while correcting him:
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"You don't have any pencil."
"He doesn't have any pencils."
"We don't have any pencils."
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Pappu with a look of astonishment, "Where have all the pencils gone?`

Santa took his wounded wife, Jeeto to a doctor.
Doctor: Can you describe as to what really happened?
Santa: Well, she got shot.
Doctor: You'll have to be more accurate.
Santa: I know, But I'm not very experienced with guns.

Maa apne Totlay Bete se:
Beta aaj hum jahan ladki
Dekhne ja rahe hain
Tum wahan kuch bolna mat.
Warna ye log bhi mana kardenge.
Beta:
Theet hai.
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Larki walon k ghar jab
Larki chai lai to
Larka chai peetay hi bola:
Dalam hai Dalam...
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Larki foran boli:
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Oye Phoot maar Phoot maar.

ladka-apne papa se papa aap humein school kisliye bhejte hain
papa-ek achha insaan banane ke liye ladka-par sir to humein murga banate hain............sms in hindi jokes

Boss asked Banta to buy two corner tickets for
a movie to watch with his Girlfriend.
Banta bought two corner tickets:
A1
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A25

REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
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Kali kaluti ladki,
FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Ladka,
FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha,
FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki,
FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki Aunty,
FB name THE DOLL RETURNS
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60 years ka baba,
FB name THE YOUNG KING..

Read must : Dabangg Style of a Student -
sir: pappu tumhare sare ans galat hai, marks de to kahan..
Pappu: kamal karte ho master ji, marks hi to mang rahe hai, chup chap de do
Sir: badtameez kya bak rha hai..
Sir: gadhe, nikal ja class se!
Pappu: chup chap se marks de do master ji,
warna ans paper me itne chhed karenge, ki
confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero

2 ghante girlfriend ka intezaar krne k bad
Ladke ne arz kia....Imtehaan ho gae intezaar ki.
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Maa ki aaaankhh Aise pyaar ki..!!

Girl: McDonald’s chale?
Boy: Spelling bolo to hi jayenge.
Girl: 1 kam karo KFC chalte hai.
Boy: KFC ka Fullform bolo
Girl: Rehne de kamine, samosa hi khila de.

Aankho Me Noor Hai,
Chehre Pe Suroor Hai,
Koi Maange Mera Number To De Dena.
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Meri Shaadi Abhi Bahut DoooooR Hai...............sms in hindi jokes

Tum
Achhe
Imandar
Sanskari
Pyre
Dimagwale ho.
Ab ye pata lagao ye afwah kaun faila raha hai.




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